Dialog Kehidupan - Just for fun!

Assalamualaikum

 

Ok bloggers. I made this n3 is just for fun

SIGH SIGH SIGH

They said 'laughter is the BEST medicine'

Yeey! Lets get rolling!

 

Situasi SELEPAS Habis Belajar

Parents/Friends : Ko kat U takde kenal sape-sape yg spesel ke? Mana boifren ko? Bila nak kenalkan?

Daughter : Hurm..Takde boifren la. Tak sempat nak carik.......*dgn muka hampa*

 

Situasi SELEPAS ada Ehem..Ehem..

Parents : Bila la ko nak kawin nih? Si Farah anak makcik Maznah tu dah nak kawin bulan 5 nnt. Tak elok berkawan lama-lama ni. Jiran-jiran tengok tak manis berkepit tanpa ikatan sah.

Daughter : Nnt la mak. duit tak cukup lg lah.......*dgn muka hampa*

Situasi SELEPAS Kahwin

Parents/Uncle/Auntie/Friends : Eh ko dh 5 bulan kawin. Takde isi lg ke? Ke ko merancang? Tak baik menolak rejeki. Tuhan marah.

Daughter : Takde Rejeki lg lah..nak wat mcm ne..........*dgn muka hampa*

Situasi SEMASA Menanti Kehadiran Cahaya Mata

 

Parents/Family In Law/Friends : Eh ko dah bersalin belum? dah 9 bulan kan? doc tak ckp pape ke? Knp lambat sgt nih?

Daughter : Blum lg. tgh menghitung hari nih..sabar la yerk......*dgn muka hampa*

Situasi SELEPAS Kelahiran Cahaya Mata

Hurm..Blum fikir lagi la..thethethethe

eh eh kate n3 ni just for fun and takde kaitan dengan sape-sape?

*wink wink*

p.s: kesabaran memang sedang menguji empunya diri

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owh my belly

i'm browsing my old pictures on facebook and i found out this picture. i like it because....... it shows my skinny stomach a.k.a perut saya yg slim! ahaks

 

b-e-f-o-r-e

a-f-t-e-r  i called as pregnant women

am i be able to get back that figure on next year?

ahaks!

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.:: PUISI SANG SUAMI! SILA TAG SEMUA LELAKI!!!! ::.

.:: Puisi Dari Sang Suami ::.

IsteriKu,

jika engkau bumi, akulah matahari. Aku akan menyinari mu kerana engkau mengharapkan sinaran dari ku.. Ingatlah bahtera yg kita kayuh, begitu penuh riak gelombang. Aku pasti akan tetap menyinari bumi, hingga kadang-kadang bumi terasaakan silauan ku. Lantas aku ingat satu hal bahawa Tuhan mencipta bukan hanya bumi, malah ada planet lain yang juga mengharapkan sinaranku. Lalu......Relakanlah aku menyinari planet lain, menyampaikan faedah adanya aku, kerana sudah takdir Illahi sinaranku diperlukan diplanet lain



.:: Balasan Puisi sang isteri ::.

Suamiku, andai kau memang mentari, sang surya yang memberi cahaya, aku merelakan engkau berikan sinaranmu kepada segala planet yang telah TUHAN ciptakan kerana mereka juga seperti aku perlukan cahayamudan... akupun juga tidak akan merasa kekurangan dengan sinaran mu... AKAN TETAPIIIIIIII. . Bila kau hanya sejengkal lilin yang berkekuatan 5 watt sahaja, jangan lah bermimpi untuk menyinari planet lain!!! Kerana bilik tidur kita yang kecil pun belum sanggup kau terangi. Lihatlah diri mu pada cermin kaca di sudut kamar kita, di tengah remang-remang pancaran cahaya mu yang telah aku mengerti... Cuba lihat siapa dirimu... MATAHARI atau lilin ? atau jangan-jangan cuma mancis saja!!!!!
please lah....!!! jangan la nak berangan!!

.:: Reaksi Sang Suami <-- Sbb Dah Kena SOUND TEPET ::.

.:: Nota Kaki Alynne ::.

HikHikHik

Entry KAli Ni Xde Kaitan Dgn Mne2 Lelaki Keh!

Just Nak Gelak2 Jerk!

Lalala

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.:: 21Q ::.

Can you answer 21 questions about the 1st person that comes into your mind right now? Don’t change the person.

+ Does he or she have a bf/gf??
He's married and have A WIFE

+ How old is the person?
28...

+ Has he/she ever cooked for you?
Of course!!~

+ Is this person older than you?
yerp..older 2 years

+ Have you ever kissed this person?
definately most all da time when we're together...hee~

+ Do you think they will repost this?
naah....he's not interested with my blog...

+ Could you live with this person?
TIDAK BOLEH coz everytime die blk kg, all of sudden, i terus demam & sakit...(cerita time berchenta dlu2)

+ Why did you choose this person?
DIE MELENGKAPI KEKURANGAN YG ADA PADA SY

+ How long have you known this person??
br je 2 thn (COUPLE) padahal dlu time blaja 1 kolej kediaman lg!!~

+Have you ever been to the mall with
this person?
alwayz...

+ Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
had a sleepover? hahaha dh HALAL lah...

+ If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
yes i will miss hima a lot but da word 'if YOU ever moved away' is imposibble..hehe

+ Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
of course!!!~ hahahaha

+ Do you know everything about this person?
dont know...

+ Have you ever made something with this person?
what do u meant 'made something'? hahahah

+ Have you ever worn this person’s clothes?
YES!!!~ bila die blk kg!!!~ (cerita dlu2 time berchenta)

+ Have you and your person made up a hand shake?
yes

+ If it was “freaky friday” would you switch bodies with this person?
NOPE...

+ Have you ever heard this person sing?
bila dlm kereta but this person pnah recorded a song 'my baby u'which sang by himself & save it into mp4(it was da sweetest bday present ever)

+ If this person is in front of you,what would you say?
I Luv u hubby!!!!!~

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.:: REASONS Y U SHUD LEAVE OFFICE SHARP ::.

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.:: KARANGAN ::.

HAPPY READING =p

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